a humble princess, pursued by the King, in the greatest fairy tale ever written

If Taylor Swift’s “22” Were Edited For Accuracy

on October 14, 2013

Thought Catalog

It feels like a perfect night to dress up like hipstersgo to bed by 10
And make fun of our exesLena Dunham, ah ah. ah ah.
It feels like a perfect night for breakfast at midnightto masturbate
To fall in love with strangers, To cancel on jewboy23, your OK cupid date. ah ah. ah ah. 

We’re happy free confused and lonelydepressed poor unemployed and bitter at the same time
It’s miserable and magicalmiserable, oh yeah
Tonight’s the night when we forget about the deadlinesto pay rent
It’s time to call your parents…

Oh oh!
I don’t know about youwhat real adults do
But I’m feeling 22
Everything will be alright if
You keep me next to yougive me your Netflix login or Hulu
You don’t know all about me
But I’ll bet you want toYou read…

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